In the primal redwood forests of California, the unspoiled serenity is threatened. In The Woods, something is going hump in the night. People are reporting odd noises and flashes of blinding light. Men who have never looked at other men find themselves overcome with raging hard ons and an irresistible need to suck, fuck or get fucked. And, people are disappearing! Some speculate that there are aliens in The Woods, abducting people. Could it be? And, could this be somehow related to the powerful, rough, gay erotic urges that are coursing through these sexy studs’ veins?
Award-winning director Tony Dimarco has crafted a tale of sexual mystery where the victims are possessed by some unexplained force moving them to commit out-of-this-world acts of intense, hardcore, energized fucking, whenever and wherever opportunity presents itself.
Let me start off by saying that I absolutely loved the premise of this film. How mysterious is it that men are some how being effected and turned into crazed horny beasts? That’s a big win right there!
However, the first pairing with Parker Wright and Dale Cooper could have been much better. When Dale blew Parker, there was little or no eye contact and his repertoire needs work. They do get points for the flip flop fuck though. Parker needs to be in better shape than he is by doing some crunches, but he appears to have better on camera skills than Dale. He lends a hand during the fuck, spreads his own ass cheeks and verbalizes saying “That feels so good!” Maybe that is why Parker is abducted by the bright white light and Dale is left standing naked and alone.
Things improve with Chris Tyler and Alex Graham. What I liked best about this pairing was the physical similarity of the men, which made them seem like mirror twins. They were appealing during moves like frottage, where both assholes were seen together, one on top of the other. This was a flip flop fuck. Chris shows off his experience here by verbalizing, lending a hand during sex, moving back onto Alex while bottoming, spreading his own ass cheeks, and turning to increase eye contact during reverse cowboy. On the other hand, Alex could use a bit of improvement as follows: add eye contact to the blow job and don’t wait until the end to say something. Great job moving those hips during the blow job, Alex. This was a nice lusty pairing!
Every time I see Zeb Atlas shaved I sigh at the missed opportunity to see him furry! Hide this man’s razors! It is a crime against nature to let him shave his body!
Jimmy Fanz is in the outdoor shower fantasizing about Zeb, when the man himself walks into the shower!!! A dream come true! Zeb is massive next to the slight Fanz. After a very competent blow job from Jimmy, Zeb picks him up, manhandles his ass and fingers his hole. Zeb doggy fucks Fanz wet under the shower. That was pretty hot, actually. Next, both men exit the shower and Fanz sits cowboy on Zeb, and I couldn’t tell if Zeb was lifting Fanz for not, but Zeb slapped Fanz’ ass. Then there was some missionary. Zeb was grunting throughout. Jimmy just had sort of a rapturous, blissful look on his face. But after finishing his shower, Jimmy enters Zeb’s tent to cuddle up to the large naked man; Zeb awakens and says “WTF!” Fanz takes off. Even though I really like both of these men, I was a bit disappointed in this scene. It lacked passion, not so much on Jimmy’s part, but on Zeb’s. Zeb is a big strong man and needs to go with that. I much preferred his scene with Micah Brandt in BUILT TOUGH [my review here]. I feel he could have brought some of that passion to this scene, yet still in keeping with the general plot lines. Yet, so far this is the best scene in this movie.
“Ranger” Tom Wolfe knows how to wear his fur and I love it! What a fucking stud Tom is! He is paired with gorgeous partner “Ranger” Cal Skye and this is the first scene I have seen them in together. As far as I could see, this pair did everything right, but most notably I liked the gaping asshole shot during the rimming and when Cal moved back onto Tom during the doggy style and Tom stood as stiff as a rock face. Fucking hot! Then Tom pounded Cal! Cal was very responsive while being fucked missionary on the tailgate of the truck. Unfortunately, the camera missed Cal’s cum shot, which covered Cal’s abs. Tom’s cum shot spurted over Cal’s head! The bright white light grabbed both of them. Oh yes, and the views of the Redwood forest were spectacular in the background. I could have done with more talking, but this was wonderful, passionate sex and both men were gorgeous.
By the way, while Cal and Tom were fooling around, they were seen by “Ranger” Charlie Harding, who went off without saying anything. He showed up at Trenton Ducati’s office and “Ranger” Ducati sends him back out to find them telling him “They better not be fucking around!” Charlie returns to their truck to find it empty and their uniforms on the ground.
And then the big finish; Trenton Ducati and Tomas Brand! Ducati has had a long and difficult day and he sleeps soundly on his bunk. A naked Brand comes in and levitates him. Everyone should study this scene, because Trenton shows how porn is supposed to be done. As Brand blows Trenton, Trenton writhes on the bed as if he is a cat in heat. I have never seen anyone do anything like it before. Everyone in porn should have this move to pull out when needed! Trenton’s expressive face comes into play also. The word genius comes to mind. And why not, Brand is doing a bang-up blow job! Trenton easily puts his knees behind his arms to present his ass for rimming. Both men take turns putting fingers in Trenton’s asshole. Tomas does a combination thumb fucking and dick sucking move that looked quite enjoyable. Trenton blows Tomas expertly, as Tomas continues to finger Trenton’s ass, then there was more rimming, with fingering and jerking and Trenton moving. The fucking was masterful and mesmerizing with plenty of eye contact and both men moving all the time. Trenton said “Fuck me! Fu, fu, fu, fuck me! Oh yeah! Fuck right there!” Trenton came on his own abs, and Tomas’ load sprayed everywhere. What a superb pairing of these two studs. I enjoyed the creativity in the rim job and the build up to the fucking and I cannot say that I have seen anything from Mr. Ducati that I do not like yet. Keep up the good work, Sir.
THE WOODS had quite a bit of potential, as I loved the premise. It got off to a slow start with the first pairing, but then warmed up as each pair was presented. Don’t miss Trenton Ducati and Tomas Brand; this was a singularly creative and likeable performance. Other pairings worth seeing are: Tom Wolfe and Cal Skye, Zeb Atlas and Jimmy Fanz, and Chris Tyler and Alex Graham. Typically I prefer more talking throughout the sex than there was in this film, but maybe there is less because the men are supposed to be in a trance-like state. But then why do they talk later on in the scenes? Maybe it is because of this director. Unfortunately Cal Skye’s cum shot was missed by the camera. The location was terrific; who can beat the Redwood National Forest! Still this is definitely a film worth buying. I cannot wait to watch Part 2 and that is a tribute to the premise.
Highly recommended. See the free XXX preview here.